Blogging is affecting my lower half

They say sitting in a chair all day from 8 – 9 typing and doing IT work is a bad thing for the legs, the back, and for the penis. I love what I do, I enjoy blogging, and I’m addicted to Facebook (who isn’t?) but why should my body and sexual instruments suffer? The one great thing about being online is that I can easily order the best penis pills on the market to counteract my relatively inactive body lower half.
In a way, it’s like carpal tunnel syndrome for my legs, back, and penis. Which sounds horrible! Now, aside from my hands, I got to worry about my reproductive organs as well? Male enhancement pills definitely come in handy when I actually get off work in time to hit the local scene and meet some women. Having a position at a prestigious Silicon Valley firm can get me in the door with the women, but that’s only if I can get off my overworked carpal tunneled butt. Well, even though I can’t exactly walk 500 miles for a woman, she certainly won’t complain once I show her what I can “achieve” from the best penis pills I’ve been taking. Now, if only I could stop with the online chatting and get on with the in-person flirting.